A Note Before We Begin
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Chapter 1 of 5

A Note Before We Begin

The narrator sets the tone with a candid, humorous introduction, clarifying the fictional nature of the story and establishing boundaries for reader interaction and mature content.

Welcome, and thank you for diving into this tale with me!

Before we get lost in the twists and turns ahead, a few quick words: this story is pure invention. Characters, places, events—none of it walks in the footsteps of reality. Any resemblance to real people or happenings? Totally coincidental, I promise.

And yes, that includes those all-too-familiar exes who show up uninvited, stirring the pot just for the drama. You know who you are. 😆😱

Heads up, this journey explores mature themes. Expect candid language, sensual moments, and—because I believe in the Oxford comma—a little literary flair. Intended for readers 18 and up, all romantic encounters are safe, sane, and consensual. 👄

I adore hearing your thoughts! Your feedback is the heartbeat that keeps indie authors like me going, especially when juggling a day job that sometimes feels like it’s out to sabotage my creative brain cells.

Fair warning: this is a safe space. Bullying or disrespect—whether it targets me, fellow readers, or even these fictional characters—won’t fly. I reserve the right to erase negativity and silence the troublemakers.

Thanks again for being here. Now, let’s get started on this wild ride.

(Also, if you squinted at the previous image and thought you’d found a cryptic triangle love story, you’re not alone. My glasses had to come to the rescue, too, before the pink words made me laugh at my own eyesight.) 🤣